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zukosgay:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

orionsvisiting:

toes-or-not:

zukosgay:

the-illusion-of-sanity:

zukosgay:

zukosgay:

diseases in english are like “oh you have conjungitivitistittis. :)”

german meanwhile is like “you have hurty tummy syndrome :////”

going to a doctor in english: my esophagus seems to be inflamed and my trachea is itchy

going to a doctor in german: uwu dokteur, my eat-tube and breathe-tube are hurty :[[

dokteur: ahhh, yes, that is the eat-tube-and-breathe-tube-itchy-hurty-syndrome, here have some ibuprofen

“i need to go see the otolaryngologist”

“oh you mean the throat-noses-ears-doctor?”

birth control vs. antibabypillen

getting a ride 2 tge hospital in an ambulance vs. getting a ride 2 the sickhouse in a sickwagon

English speakers: I have a concussion

Germans: I have a B R A I N V I B R A T I O N

Oh, I’ve been waiting for a post like this cause I love this:

• Diarrhea - Throughfall
• Vericoses - Cramp veins
• Mucosa - Slime skin
• Anorexia - Skinny addiction
• Anthrax - Spleen fire
• Sinusitis - Next to nose caves inflammation
• Tetanus - Wound rigid cramp
• Gingivitis - Teeth flesh inflammation
• Diabetes - Sugar disease
  

“Skinny addiction” really took me tf out

02 May 2021   ♦   55,097 notes
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